Finger Puppet Instructions

Someone bought me finger puppets, as a joke for a Christmas 'Secret Santa'. The product was made in China. Here are the instructions as listed on the packaging:

• Put it into mouth will cause dangers of suffocation
• Play under protector's protection [this one's a classic]
• Do not use, damages, distortion product for your safety
• Please do not throw and cast it - in order to avoid injury and damage to the goods
• Do not give it to the children under 4 years
• Please do not put it near fire

Distortion product for your safety, is rather amusing.

Instructions prepared by those, who don't use English as their first language, always make for hilarious reading.