About Me

Cambridge, Waikato, New Zealand
Otago man living in the Waikato.

Sunday 23 November 2008

Confused in Georgia




















I could not stop laughing when I read this! BTW, if you have trouble reading the answer on your screen, I've retyped it here:

"You are in the state of Georgia. The nation of Georgia is on the other side of the world."

New Zealand Rugby League World Champions!

Sunday 2 November 2008

Ubuntu 8.10 Resolved my Wireless Issue!

I have just upgraded from Ubuntu 8.04 to 8.10 on my Presario V3000 Notebook.

After all the grief I endured with the wireless connection using 8.04, I now have all of my Ubuntu wireless hassles behind me. The wireless connection on 8.10 works fine! All I had to do was search for the hardware driver and implement my network settings.

If you own a Presario in the range of the V2000-6000 series notebooks that use the Broadcom B43 network driver, then this info could prove very helpful to you.

Saturday 1 November 2008

Joke: Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland .

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"